Upcoming Events

Apocalypse Cuisine is bringing hands-on homesteading, food preservation, and unconventional cooking workshops to Bonafide Wellness Collective in Clarksville, Tennessee.

Dates and registration information will be announced soon. Workshops will be offered as opportunities develop, so check back for upcoming dates and availability.

Garlic Honey Ferment

Learn the basics of making garlic honey, a simple fermented preparation that combines raw honey and fresh garlic. We’ll cover preparation, fermentation, storage, and ways to use it and you’ll get to make your own jar to take home.

Vegetable Lacto-Fermentation

Turn fresh vegetables into flavorful fermented foods using one of the oldest preservation methods around. Learn the basics of brine, salt, fermentation time, and how to create your own combinations to take home.

Yogurt & Kefir Making

Learn to make your own yogurt and kefir at home as well as learn the fundamentals of culturing milk, maintaining cultures, controlling fermentation, and getting the consistency and flavor you want. Take a jar of kefir you made home with you.

Wild-Fermented Soda Creation

Learn how to create naturally fermented, fizzy beverages using wild fermentation. We’ll explore the process of building a fermentation culture and turning simple ingredients into something bubbly and delicious. You get to make one and take it home.

Bread Machine Basics

Think bread machines are just for pushing a button? Think again. Learn how to use a bread machine effectively, understand what the ingredients are actually doing, troubleshoot common problems, and make better bread without overcomplicating it. Various breads on display for taste testing.

Cooking with Offal

Don’t throw it away, cook it! Explore the often-overlooked parts of the animal and learn practical ways to prepare organ meats and other offal. We’ll cover preparation techniques, cooking methods, flavor, and how to make use of more of the animal.

Portable Grill Cooking

You don’t need a full outdoor kitchen to make a great meal. Learn practical techniques for cooking on a portable grill, from fire and temperature management to preparing complete meals with limited equipment.

Rabbit: Dispatch to Freezer

A hands-on look at the process of taking a rabbit from live animal to properly processed and frozen meat. We’ll discuss humane dispatch, skinning, evisceration, portioning, packaging, sanitation, and freezer preparation.

Quail: Dispatch to Freezer

Learn the practical process of processing quail for the freezer, from humane dispatch through cleaning, preparation, packaging, and storage.

Creative Cooking: Throw Out the Cookbook

Recipes are suggestions. Ingredients are what you actually have.

This workshop is about learning to cook without depending on a recipe: using what is available, understanding flavors and techniques, making substitutions, rescuing mistakes, and figuring out what to do with the random ingredients sitting in your kitchen.

And More…

Apocalypse Cuisine is always experimenting, learning, and finding new ways to put food skills back into people’s hands. Expect additional workshops covering cooking, preservation, fermentation, homesteading, whole-animal utilization, and creative ways to become less dependent on the grocery store.

Workshop dates and registration details coming soon.